slice is my vice

you should not seek solace in craisins. while it might be the sweetest way to eat a cranberry, craisins are not comfort food. when someone asks you how your day was, replying that you drowned your sorrows with a bag full of craisins does not conjure up the same sympathy that admitting that you lost yourself in a tub of ben and jerry’s does. it only makes you seem like you have a problem.